Safehouse 952, Yadreni Educational Tower
Unitatos, Lypton, Psveurtzke
Identification, from left to right:
Subject 12A, Hades Yadreni. GPCS: Family Sim, 2-8-4-6-7
Subject 9A, Cronos Yadreni. GPCS: Popularity Sim, 2-8-9-6-1
Subject 10A, Atropos Yadreni. GPCS: Knowledge Sim, 2-8-9-6-1
Subject 11A, Thanatos Yadreni. GPCS: Knowledge Sim, 7-5-9-3-2, author of the following.
Subject 8A, Agrona Yadrteni. GPCS: Knowledge Sim, 2-8-9-6-1
Well, we made it. Thanks to mom and auntie Esther, I guess.
We all came with all of our skills maxed, again thanks to auntie Esther. All of us except for Cronos.
If he could just get over his stupid hair, maybe he'd be able to master mechanical and cooking... I mean, mine covers one of my eyes, and I still do it. It's all in the attitude.
We all got tons of scholarships, so our house is pretty nice. Not as nice as great-great-grandpa Peter's dorm... but whatever, the apocalypse happens when it happens.
University is pretty boring. We have NOTHING to do. No parties, no electronics, nothing... Well, I guess I do have something to do. EVERYONE'S DISHES. EVERY DAY. Being the only neat sim is rough!! I'm like a lost soap bubble in an ocean of filth.
I'm not the only outlier among my siblings, though. There's also Hades, and his disgusting amount of nice points. And superior hair.
But whatever. It's no big deal, when you look at what careers we're going to have. I'm going to be the next President of Psveurtzke, and he'll be playing sports for a living. Kind of sad, really...
Identification: Subject 9A, Cronos Yadreni, right, author of the following.
Thanatos: KILL HER!!!
Agrona: Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to be in this fight... excuse me...
Hades: Oh, please stop fighting! Sportsmanship, guys!
College is awesome!!! Violence!! Animal suits!! YES!!
I was kind of rooting for that cow, though.
Cronos: So, uh, what are you guys majoring in? And, um, what's a major?
Thanatos: Political Science. A major is how I'm going to become ultimate ruler of this country and family.
Agrona: You? Ruler of the country and family? Anyway, our major is Mathematics, Cronos. Try to remember that.
It's not my fault I was rushed off to Unitatos!!!
Anyway, yeah. Thanatos is trying to go into Politics, so he's doing Political Science. I'm trying to go into Science--don't even say anything--, so I'm doing Mathematics, along with Agrona who wants to be in Architecture.
Outside of studying, we really don't have much to do. So we play kicky bag.
And chess. All. Day.
Atropos: You fell for THAT? And you call yourself a mean sim...
Atropos is a Philosophy major, so she can do Paranormal. And, oh, there's Hades, too... he's in Drama, which I'm sure will be especially helpful for the Athletic career. Hah... ha. Ha. I'm funny.
Identification: Subject 12A, Hades Yadreni, author of the following.
Well, life at university isn't terrible. I like to spend time working on our car, but the work won't last past freshman year.
Yup. Well, it looks great!
I'm really curious who is going to be heir. We're the biggest generation of my family, of course. We're all pretty equally eligible (even Cronos), I think, but if I'm perfectly honest, I don't want my family's mean gene to continue. I think, humbly, I'd be a nice heir.
It's arguable that Atropos, my triplet-sister, has the most important job coming up... she's going to save our family (and any visitors to our family) from the ghosts. A long time ago, they killed our great-uncle, and even our great-grandpa, before my grandma and great-uncle were even born. There's two or three pink ghosts of visitors that were killed floating around the house, too, if I remember correctly...
But does that make her best for heiress? I'm not sure...
It really does infuriate me when my siblings act so mean! I catch one of them cheating at chess 4 or 5 times a day!
Identification: Jarrah Avery, left.
Anyway, we don't really have any friends here... but I made one. This is Jarrah.
...and he's a great friend of mine.
WELL! It's certainly nice to have a friend at school, let me tell you!
Atropos: Ok, buddies, let's move it... a sim has got to go pee one of these days...
We all get A+'s on everything at university. We work pretty hard, I'd say!
Atropos: Good luck. I think he'll say yes.
Hades: What? To what? How do you know?
Atropos: Um, hello, I'm the psychic here, remember?
Well, whether I'm heir or not, I am a family sim, and I want to be with Jarrah. So...
Hades: Jarrah... will you marry me?
Jarrah: What? Oh my...
Jarrah: Yes.
Identification: Subject 10A, Atropos Yadreni, author of the following, left.
Bailey Tunks, right.
I'm not about to let Hades be the only one of us to get some. This is Bailey. I'm not sure if they're a boy or a girl, just a llama at this point. That's besides the point.
When they leave, I tend to get a little angry. Destroying snowmen is highly therapeutic. Building them is a little more time-consuming, but it is also exciting to build up all of its hopes of living as a snowman in the eternal winter, only to destroy it.
I made it in the snout, but I'm still not sure whether they, in their typical course as a sim, are a boy or girl.
Hades: ......
I have made it my mission to find out.
It turns out this llama is a male llama. One that looks almost exactly like Hades' boy, Jarrah. Thankfully, it is not. That would be awkward.
Thanatos: Wait, so you two were the first of us to get action? SERIOUSLY?
Atropos: By ykrzillian plumbbob, I'm not talking about this with you.
Thanatos: But I'm the only triplet not to have a girlfriend!
Atropos: What? I have a BOYfriend.
Thanatos: But I thought Bailey was a girls' name? Well, there's still Hades, and.. what's her name, again?
Hades: Well, about that...
Identification: Subject 12A, Hades Yadreni, author of the following, right.
Ever since getting to university- well, sometime around sophomore year, we started feeling a lot more free will than previously. In fact, our favorite past time was to gather in the bathrooms and play games just as someone needs to go pee!
Thanatos: *hit* How'd you like that, nice little boy?
Cronos: Uh, I am going to pee my pants, like, right now...
Living at university has also caused some of us to gain weight, myself included. So, being the one going into Athletics, I figured I'd lead the family in some great workouts!
Cronos: This is... great... listen, I'm going into... science... do I really need to do this?
Hades: That all you got? Even lower, bro!
Hades: Alright, 50 jumping plumbbobs, everyone, starting NOW!
Thanatos: I cannot stand this guy...
It certainly worked out, for me at least!
Atropos: Hey, Bailey?
Bailey: orGLEe orgle?
Atropos: Hah, you're so cute! Listen, will you marry me?
Bailey: Mrrrrp, why not.
Atropos: I had a feeling you'd say that.
Identification: Subject 11A, Thanatos Yadreni, author of the following, center.
Carol O'Dollen, left.
I'm not about to be the only triplet not to get SOMETHING in university, no sir!
Thanatos: BAM! How'd you like that, honey?
Carol: Well, it wasn't THE smallest znipsk I've ever seen-
Thanatos: Wait, what??
Thanatos: I'll ignore that insult to my anatomy. Marry me?
Carol: Ooo, now that's big!
Thanatos: How'd you like to be first lady of Psveurtzke?
Carol: Well, that's not too terrible of an occupation... sure!
I DID IT! I did the thing!!!
Oh, and I graduated college, with a 4.0. As did all of my siblings.
So now it's back off to Pokalypton. Generation 5 is going to be a big deal. We have our Architect,
Our Scientist-no matter how inept,
Our psychic,
Our athlete,
And ME! The perfect child, grown into a beautiful, hot young man! The future President!
HELL YES!
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Lypton Manor
Government Safehouse in Poka, Lypton, Psveurtzke
Identification: Agent 0028, second in chain of power to Agent 0001, left. Agent 0029, in charge of regulating communications and environment of Agent 0001.
Agent 0028: Hey, there seems to have been a disturbance in the cowplant defenses...
Agent 0029: What? Oh plumbbob, I'll go check it out!
Agent 0028: Would you? Thanks.
Agent 0028: Thank goodness for Subject 1A cultivating those... where would we be without them?
Agent 0029: Yeah, yeah... I'm gonna go look! Ah, Delilah!!
Agent 0029: Delilah, what's going on?
Delilah: *grrrrr...*
Delilah: *sticks out Delicious Cake*
Agent 0029: What? No, stop, I'm not food, Delilah!
--
Man: Double-O 28! Great to finally meet you!
Agent 0028: Yes, it's a pleasure.
--
Agent 0029: DELILAH, NOOOO-
Delilah: *BURP*
Agent 0028: This is Agent 0001. I'm sure you've been briefed on her position by now.
Agent 0001: Congratulations on your new position.
Agent 0028: So for this first assignment, we of course don't want anyone to suspect anything astray... I mean, it can't look like there's witchcraft involved...
Agent 0001: We want this to go as smoothly as the other votes did. But we've decided that this child must be the heir.
Agent 0028: Pass it off as a technical error. I'm sure no one will care enough to dig into it.
Agent 0001: So, do you understand, Agent 0029?
Agent 0029: Of course, ma'am.
Identification: Agent 0029, in charge of regulating communications and environment of Agent 0001.
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MESSAGE TO:
CONGRESS OF PSVEURTZKE
VOTING TO BE HELD IMMEDIATELY
MESSAGE TO:
CONGRESS OF PSVEURTZKE
VOTING TO BE HELD IMMEDIATELY
Agent 0029: Oh, what a warm fire! As always, there is nothing wrong with the environment from the location you are being sent this message!
Agent 0029: This fire is SO, SO hot, like your live funeral pyre will be if you don't do exactly what I say!
Now, vote in this! And be sure to never defy me!
Because like Santa, I'm always watching!
OPTION 1: HADES
GPCS: 2-8-4-6-7
FAMILY SIM
LTW: Marry off 6 Children
OPTION 2: TILLAMOOK CHEESEBURGER
Country Natural Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Mayonnaise, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickles and Ketchup on a Seed Bun.
OPTION 3: FRENCH FRIES, KIDS, 2.75 OZ.
Burgerville uses the Russet Burbank, the "Cadillac" of the potato family, in making its delicious French fries. Burgerville fries are hot, salty and crisp because this type of potato is fried in top-quality trans fat free canola oil and seasoned just right.
OPTION 4: WILD SMOKED SALMON & HAZELNUT SALAD
Mixed Greens, Smoked Salmon, Roasted Oregon Hazelnuts, Tillamook Aged White Cheddar Cheese & Grape Tomato
OPTION 5: BURGERVILLE & BOB'S RED MILL OATMEAL
Our custom blend of whole grain rolled oats, hemp seeds, oat bran, amaranth flour and golden flaxseed meal. Topped with brown sugar, dried Oregon cranberries and roasted Oregon hazelnuts for a truly NW experience.
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