Safehouse 721, Yadreni Household
Poka, Lypton, Psveurtzke
Identification: Subject 8A, Agrona Yadreni.
Agrona: Huh? Oh, hi Meredith!
~**~/beep beep boopledyboop*~[*~
Identification: Subject 7A, Alyssa Yadreni, author of this journal.
So. Journals. Yup. Life continues. I've mastered all skills.
Identification: Subject 6A, Esther Yadreni.
My sister, Esther, continues to waste space. She continues to use the space in question because she is so inadequate at success. But I must say, it does make me happy to have someone to be philanthropic to.
Alyssa: Honey, YES!
Identification: Subject 4B, Evan Yadreni.
Evan: Have you guys tried my chili yet?
~**~/`bop beep boopledy deep doop*~[*~
Agent 0001: How's the recon mission?
Agent 0029: Doing well, we're getting lots of information-
Esther: Aww, Meredith, you're a cute little doggy, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
Agent 0029: Well, it's-
Esther: AREN'T YOU A CUTE DOGGY? YES YOU ARE!! YES YOU ARE!!!!
~**~/beep beep booplBOPBOPBOPedyboop*~[*~
Identification: Subject 8A, Agrona Yadreni, author of the following.
My brother is growing up! It's almost my time! The time in which I'll have someone to torment!
Esther: WOOO! Nephew!!!
Evan: A little me! But potentially one much more mean! Let's go!
Identification: Subject 9A, Cronos Yadreni.
GPCS: 2-8-9-6-1
Well. At first I was thinking this smaller thing would be a good target, but I'm starting to believe he could be a great partner-in-destruction. I mean, that hair cut!
Identification: Subject 6A, Esther Yadreni, second from left, author of the following.
This child is going great places! He learns so quickly! Of course he does, under my tutelage. He'll be great at Unitatos.
Alyssa does do her part as a mother, as well. I am sad that I was never able to have children myself, but I suppose it is worth it. It's just another sacrifice I have to make for the future.
Kali: BOO! Hehehehe, why do all of my spares get to lift restrictions? Kai never got to...
Esther: Mother...
Well, I met the cutest kitty one morning, after being scared by my mother.
His name is Kimball!!!
Identification: Subject 3C, Kimball.
I still love Meredith, though! She is getting old, though...
She likes to watch what we do, Kimball and I.
Esther: Aww, merry merry Meredith!!!
Agrona: Auntie Eleanor?
Eleanor: Hahahahaha, that's me! How are you, Peter II? Hungry? Well, probably not, right...
Kimball is the most capable pet we've ever had in our family! I'm so proud!
Alyssa ended up making 20 Best Friends, meaning she's now permanently platinum. I would say I'm jealous, but no, I'm not. I'm living a great life, not one I'd prefer, but one that's very important.
Esther: Good on you, for making so many friends, Alyssa.
Alyssa: I'm sorry, who are you, again?
Evan, Alyssa's husband, has taken a new job. He gave us all food again, so now he's moving on to fulfilling his Lifetime Want, becoming a Hall of Famer.
Agrona: Hey, look, a government agent coming to shut down your seeds of rebellion!
Alyssa: WHAT?
Agrona: Hahahahahaha....
Alyssa: Did you just- oh, I'm so proud!
I'm really getting suspicious of what Alyssa is doing with her friends, or, as she calls them, minions.
I see her take them upstairs...
But I only see her come back down.
Identification: Agent 0000.
Agent 0000: O͎̦̖̬͉̝H͔̱̼͉̯͠,͎͜ ̀Ẃ͍̟̥̻̹͍̙E̴̠̦̯L̟̬̗͇̝L̩̻͘ ̡̺̱A͎̤̰R̶͖̰Ę̹̥͇̮N҉̤̺̜̟̣̻'̠͕͙̫T̲͓̯̖̪̫ Y̶͓ͅO̪̠̺̰U͏̠ͅ ̬͝Ç͖͚͕̩U̻̖̹T͚͇̯̦͟ͅȨ̟̭͔͚̯̟͈?̞̱͎
~~~~b͉̘̣͓e̯͙e͏͍͇̭̝̜͍̙̤p̢̞̠͓̰̭͝ ̵̛̭͢b̳͍͙̰͇̼͕͘͘e̴̡̙̠̫͈̼̺̬ͅe̺͇ṕ̸̛̟̖͉͓̩͈ ̶̷̪̼̪̤̰b̺̝̠͈̪̗̜̕o͉̰̠͉͎ṕ̭̰̜̬͕͍̦͟~~~~
In a distant location...
Agent 0028: Wait, so she's actually-
Agent 0029: By Pete, she is!
Agent 0001: Shh, let's see what happens now.
Agent 0001: Shh, let's see what happens now.
Agent 0029: Wait! Oh, no, we're losing communications!!
Agent 0001: Are you serious...
~~~~b͉̘̣͓e̯͙e͏͍͇̭̝̜͍̙̤p̢̞̠͓̰̭͝ ̵̛̭͢b̳͍͙̰͇̼͕͘͘e̴̡̙̠̫͈̼̺̬ͅe̺͇ṕ̸̛̟̖͉͓̩͈ ̶̷̪̼̪̤̰b̺̝̠͈̪̗̜̕o͉̰̠͉͎ṕ̭̰̜̬͕͍̦͟~~~~
Identification: Subject 8A, Agrona Yadreni, author of the following.
I really am the perfect child! I can't wait to inherit the world!
Sometimes I'm scared Mom won't live long enough to see me do it, but she's looking healthier than ever!
Crazy Auntie Esther's cat ended up eliminating all of the zombie pets in Poka, meaning we can sleep a little better. Woo.
And Cronos grew up!
Cronos: Heeheehee, who's a good kitty? Do you love your future heir, Kimball, eh?? HEEHEEHEE!
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